Applebee’s executive chef Shannon Johnson in front of their new food truck

Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse, Applebee’s now has a food truck going to special events in the Denver area, and soon they will be traveling throughout the state.

I don’t have anything else to say on the subject. This is bad enough without me crying like a baby.

A few months ago, Jack In The Box unveiled their new food truck, which is just as bad from a culinary standpoint, but at least that one had a cool Frank Frazetta-type design (albeit with Jack’s head on top).

I don’t want to think about what’s next 🙁